8th Annual Slackers Weekend

Background...

Holy shit! Walt Welt made it to a slackers weekend. MAYBE if he shows up to one or two more we won't call him a fag any longer.

This was the first year we went with two drinkable beers, a half a keg of each. We had some new guys show up (Pudge and Tall Guy). Also this was the first year we acquired a projector to view the movies on.

Sunday kept going this year so the records are a little less accurate than normal. Jimmy hung out like a true Slacker and kept going longer on Sunday than anyone else.

Who was there...

Ski, Evans, Lundell, Dorsey, Greg , Matt, Jimmy, Joel, Rich, Tall Guy, Pudge and Walt Welt.

What we watched...

Friday

Film

Movie

Selector

Time

-- Firefly (Jaynes Town, Serenity) -- --
1 Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle Walt 8:00
2 Royal Tannenbaums Ski 9:23
3 Army of Darkness Kevin 11:20
4 Shaun of the Dead Evans 12:54
5 Hudson Hawk Matt 2:19

Saturday

Film

Movie

Selector

Time

-- Firefly -- --
6 The Girl Next Door Dorsey 11:56
7 Zoolander Greg 1:50
8 Big Trouble In Little China Pudge 3:15
9 Father Goose Tall Guy 5:00
10 Happy Campers Joel 7:10
11 Super Troopers Jimmy 8:38
12 Garden State Welter 10:32
13 Baseketball Dorsey ??
14 Club Dread Lundell ??

Sunday

Film

Movie

Selector

Time

15 Ghost Busters * Group 10:30
16 Old School Greg 12:14
17 Tombstone Greg 1:14
18 Kill Bill Vol. 1 Dave 3:58
19 Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow James ????
20 Ice Pirates ?? ??
22 Starship Troopers 2 ?? ??
23 Kill Bill Vol. 2 ?? ??
24 Dawn of the Dead ?? ??

*Violation of the Rules.. yeah I know it.

Quotes and other highlights...

Friday

  • 6:10 Keg tapping process begins.
  • Firefly is played while setup takes place.
  • 6:22 Walt and Lundell arrive.
  • Kevin offers everyone a Centrum/
  • 6:28  Evans gets 1st drink from the Kegs (Dos XX) 
  • 6:35 - "Walter brought a shit fan?"
  • "...that's a matter of brightness and contrast, NOT saturation" - Ski
  • "Is Rytter German for short?"
  • 8:01(seriously) - Welter gets well deserved Booed for poor judgment. He put a movie slip back in the hat.
  • "That was a mistake. Could you fill this back up for me?" - Joel
  • "Who leaves Christmas ornaments on the floor?" (Jimmy does)
  • PUDGE AND CARROLL CAUGHT IN PLOT TO UNDERMINE THE INTEGRITY OF THE MOVIE SELECTION PROCESS.
  • "Holy shit! There's too much hops in this god damn beer!" - Tall Guy after trying a Dog Fish Head 120 Minute IPA.
  • "Last time I did something like that, I whipped my dick out in front of my mom."
  • 10:15 Dorsey Arrives.
  • 10:15 Dorsey makes first fag joke.
  • 2:55 - Seconds after berating Dorsey for passing out, Ski does.

Saturday

  • BLUE WATER PROBLEM
  • "That type of look just makes you want to cum in your pants" - Lundell
  • "That's how rape happens... Frustrating women." - Lundell
  • Lundell's Ass = Skunk
  • "I do like alcohol though, its the best thing that ever happened to me." - Ski
  • "Dude, if you started working in a camp now...it's a short trip to jail."
  • The Ski as a pedophile theme was rampant and creepy.
  • Rushmore was pulled from the hat. After much searching it was remembered that Ski loaned the movie to his rents. Ski was Booed.
  • An attempt was made to overturn an official Slackers Selection when Father Goose was selected. In a fucked up drunken profanity laden discussion and implementation of  Rule 3.1.4, the Slackers System proved itself sound. In the end, there wasn't enough votes to overturn the movie (no matter how many times Doresy tried to count Jimmy). Most enjoyed the movie anyway.
  • 8:35 Ski is asked to shut the fuck up for the rest of the night.
  • "You're starting to drink like a bitch as you get older."
  • 8:47 Ski fixes seat after taking the back of it with him to the bathroom after countlessly being screwed over for lack of respect for the "Fives Rule."
  • "I got 14 inches right here, it's called impregnation." -Ski
  • 10:50pm Jimmy Dumps whole beer out in lap.
  • "Nothing better for the bowels than 3rd world food." -Lundell

Sunday

  • "I was the second most popular kid in elementary school." - Ski
  • 4:10 pm Pudge finishes the Sierra Nevada.
  • Cammy is hotter than Tanya
  • Ski, Jimmy, Matt, Pudge and Greg are all that's left Sunday. Then it's just Ski and Jimmy. Then just Jimmy.

Pictures...

Friday

Saturday

Sunday

Comments Before Slackers Weekend...

Slacker

Comments

Ski

I wouldn't miss it for the world. Well I take that back. If offered the world or Slackers, I guess I would take the world. 'Cause then I could make Slackers a WORLD holiday! But offered anything else...

Ski

Working on geting your comments back

Walt Welter

Ohh wait.. That's right, I'm not coming. I'm a fag!

Greg

. . . but seriously Dave, if it was just beer, and you didn't piss yourself, then why did you change pants. Everyone has spilled beer on their pants.

James

We need to find a place that sells cheaper fried chicken. Last years was gone in the span of one minute.

Pudge

i assume if i stay on the couch until then, it will just happen around me.

Marlon Brando

"the horror..."

Marlon Brando

"I once watched a slug crawl slowly along a branch. The branch extended down over a river bank to just above the water's surface. I watched the slug for over four days as it traversed the length of that branch. I had already subjugated an entire cambodian village and didn't have much else to do."

Ski

Allright... THis is a comments page!

Kirsten Dunst

I love Commander Ski

Ski

I knew you did.. I knew it... I love you too! (I gotta write something to monitor ips :)

Kev

I love the subtle Firefly reference on the Shame page. Shiney(SP?)

Ski

Ohh boy... up half the night re-learning some DVD stuff. I *may* be on the verge of producing the first IST EnHanced DVD...MUhahahhaha

Walt Welter

Ski is gay!

Kev

I love you Ski.

Ski

Walt (ie Rytter as Walt) wrong - Kev.... As long as it is NOT in a homoerotic way, thats cool.

Walt Welter

NAMBLA. We would like to welcome you as a member your "package" will be there soon.

Ski

I need to see Ginger "One more time!!!"

Ski

I touch myself...

Dave's Hard Drive

Why did you stab me with a pen and throw me out the window?

Chaos

Disorder

DERB

...

Rytter...

I'm glad ski showed me the site. Now I can screw with something! Plus I love being really short and hairy!

Ski

Randy, I see you signed up to attend. I place that as about as likely as Walt showing up. Funny though!

Ski

It was a screw driver, not a pen. Get it right Mr. Hard Drive.

Is

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Ry

It all comes down to supply and demand...

Walt Welter

The Captain is sailing!

Elmo

Byron is my bitch...

Donald T. Collins

Kev

Please keep this to slackers related material. And stop writting under false names. For example I do not love Ski.

Greg

Jimmy, we just need to buy more chicken. If it weren't slackers, we could slaughter up a mess of chickens ourselves. But since it is slackers, we have to depend on Popeyes.

Ski

Hmmm, I think we ordered soemthing like $60 worth of chicken... That was for only like 6 or so of us. If you have a place for better / cheaper chicken...Lets do it... We could try Cluck U again, but they took almost 4 hours to deliver last time...

James

Maybe a pre-Slackers Chicken fry up. That way we can have crates of cold chicken to eat during movies.

Kev

I don't dissagree with James. Maybe we should procure more "munchie" type food before the weekend starts. For Example: Chips (of multiple varities), pretzles, ect. Cold fried chicken could be one of these items.

Ski

Frying chicken isn't that easy to make good. In fact it's a bitch... I don't know If i'll have time Friday to Fry up a shit ton of chicken.

Ski

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ski

Kev.. I'm glad you recommended "bring it On"... only a brave amn would do it... Pudge, said he'd sit it out in his room... weak

Ski

FYI.. we are now 10 movies over in recommedations then we are in time t o watch..!!!

Kev

If I recall correctly we always have more movies than we can watch in the hat. Also I do not suggest we fry our own fried chicken but go out an buy it at a cheeper location and have it on hand for consumption.

Kev

Yo Evans I can't wait to slack with you. I haven't seen ya in an age.

James

I've got 2 large tins of pretzels and will bring some sort of munchie with me from the Square.

Ski

James, I think we need to talk about napoleon dynamite. That move pretty much sucked ass. The first time I saw it, it was ok (drunk at Joels). The second time I really disliked it a lot. I'm afraid that if I watch it again, I will realize it was the worst movie ever made and go off and destroy everyone and everything involved in making it. My vote is NO FUCKING NAPOLEON DYNAMITE!

Joel

I vote for Pedro

Joel

I may need to build a cake

Joel

Ski, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

Ski

The movie Blows. If you are a fan... well...

Ski

Big Trouble was on tonight on AMC. Each time I passed it while flipping through the channels had to to force my self to move on. It's a slackers movie... No need to watch it now!

Evans

Yo fellow slackers. Yes, it wil lbe very good to ingest large amounts of food and beer and become zombified after hour upon hour of movies. Yeah Kev, I agree, it'll be good to seeya again, haven't seen ya since last slackers weekend i think!

Kev

Let it be noted that the movies recently poasted are in direct violation of rule 4.2.1

Christian

Drunk all weekend! As if I needed an excuse to sully your heritages and mock everything within earshot. This year however, I'm getting real,real, real drunk!

Ski

Wow... I've never seen you drunk before. THis should be different!

Evans

Kev, good point about rule 4.2.1, i think Ski is trying to pull a fast one with the movie selection.

Ski

I'm sorry... The devil made me do it.

Kev

It's ok ya try every year anyway.

Greg

Dave, rumor has it a beer selection was made. Ante up, so we can all complain.

Greg

Also, Matt, I know you'll see this. Screw your schooling and get up here a day early to rearrange the furniture. Dave will help, and I will supervise.

Ski

I think we have enough movies... I really don't wanna write all those down on little pieces of paper... you wanna add more movies... you write em down on little pieces of paper.

Ski

I'll tell you (Greg, about beer) when it is final... or maybe I won't.. AThe bitching is something I can do without.

Christian

Obviously bitches are something you have consistently proven you can do without. I believe the mans question pertained to beer. So, what kind of beer are we having?

Ski

Dorsey, why dosen't your ass get a fucking email adress so I can fucking send you an email.

Greg

I would like to formally complain about the beer selection - therefore, you must announce it.

Ski

Beer... 1/2 Keg of... wait... whos at my door... Hello... OH MY GOD IT"S YOU.. NOOOO don't come near me.. Arrggggg... Gasp.... Death...

Napoleon

I'll do whatever I want. GOSH

Kev

Kev

Slackers this year kicked ass. Great movies. Excellent Slacking.

Evans

Awh yeah- slackers did rule this year.. good seein' ya'll. Looking forward to the 9th annual!

Sofia

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Movie Suggestions...

Slacker

The Movies Name

Who's got it

Ski

Big Trouble in Little China

Ski

Ski

Rushmore

Greg

Greg

Big Lebowski

Dave has everything

Greg

Girl Next Door

Dave has everything

Ski

Royal Tennebaums

Ski

James

Dodgeball

Ski

Greg

Orange County

us

Evans

The Big Hit

Ski

James

Army of Darkness

ME

Ski

Super Troopers

Ski

Matt

Father Goose

Ski

Matt

Fear of a Black Hat

Kev

Ski

The Adventures of Ford Fairlane

Ski

Kev

Shaun of the Dead

Ski

Kev

Death to Smoochie

Ski

Rich

Tombstone

Rich

Rich

Office Space

Rich Might

Rich

Old School

Dave I think

James

Harold and Kumar go to white castle

Dave

Greg

Garden State

Pudge

Kev

Spinal Tap

I do (VHS)

Kev

Ghostbusters

Ski

Kev

Bring It On

Ski

Kev

Goonies

Ski

Ski

Happy Campers

Ski

Ski

Clerks

Ski

Ski

Pump up the Volumn

Ski

Rich

Harley Davidson and The Marlboro Man

I have no idea who may have this.

James

Napoleon Dynomite

James

Rich

Spartan

Rich

Joel

Hellboy

James

Joel

Chappelle Show season 1

I hope to get for my birthday

Ski

Appocalypse Now Redux!

Ski

Ski

The Thin Red Line

Ski

Ski

The Deer Hunter

Ski

Ski

First Blood

Ski

Ski

Full Metal Jacket

Ski

Ski

The Green Berets

Ski

Ski

Hamburger Hill

Ski

Ski

Good Morning Vietnam

Ski

Ski

The Hanoi Hilton

Ski

Ski

The Iron Triangle

Ski

Ski

Missing In Action

Ski

Ski

Missing In Action 2 (The Beginning)

Ski

Ski

Platoon (Special Edition)

Ski

Ski

Rambo: First Blood Part 2

Ski

Ski

Uncommon Valor

Ski

Christian

Baseketball

Christian

Bruce W.

Hudson Hawk

Ski

Joel

Lost Boys

Ski

Ski

Surveillance videos of Greg's room

Ski